roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via burningmywounds)

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

(via troyesivan)

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via gnarly)

duskcrossroads:

I’m on tumblr, not more than 50 damn seconds, and I’m ready to log off!

duskcrossroads:

I’m on tumblr, not more than 50 damn seconds, and I’m ready to log off!

(Source: atmidnightcc, via parkway-sleeps)

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

(via troyesivan)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via fake-mermaid)

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

(via parkway-sleeps)

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via parkway-sleeps)

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dontbeanassbutt)

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

(Source: cute-decoration, via dontbeanassbutt)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n, via cumber-kitty)

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

(Source: america-n, via pizza)